We all know Republicans have many problems with our society. Fatherless
homes, unwed mothers (trapped in the Welfare System), unsupervised
children running the streets in gangs, abortions being performed in
astounding numbers...these are all serious problems Republicans want to
see solved.
Unfortunately, the Republican solutions seem to be (1) minimize the
number of legal abortions allowed to as few as possible, and (2) teach
personal responsibility and self-control (preferably, through the parents
or the Church, but, as a last resort, through Public Education), to control
the problem.
Really? Self-control to solve the problem? Come on, this is America.
We all know that will never work.
Congress? Can Congress solve the problem? They can't agree on anything,
except to use the tax system to extort campaign funds out of the private
sector.
This is a problem that only "Progressive Man" (or "Woman") can solve.
Come on, President Obama, step up with the Executive Orders while you
are still in office. If you don't, Hillary surely will when she comes in.
The root of the problem is raging hormones in young men and women in
their teens and twenties, unmarried, under employed, not ready to settle
down and raise their children in a responsible manner, but they still like
their sex.
Democrats have tried Public Education, condoms, and birth control
pills...still hasn't solved the problem. Progressives have tried
liberalizing abortions...still hasn't solved the problem.
Plus, the choice of having an abortion or birthing a baby falls unfairly on
young women. Progressives know it wasn't the young women's idea
to have sex. It was those young men coming around, waving their guns
and charging into their "War on Women".
President Obama, it's time to solve the problem, once and for all.
Obamacare was named for you. Use it, and issue an order to tie the
tubes of every American male by the age of twelve. I know this sounds
a little drastic, but surgeons could be trained to tie the tubes off with a bow
knot that could easily be untied around the age of thirty.
Think of it! Ninety per cent of abortions, eliminated. That would make
Republicans happy. No more unwed mothers trapped in the Welfare System.
Think of the money the government would save. The Republicans would
be ecstatic! No need to fund Planned Parenthood! No need for Sandra
Fluke birth control pill packets to be passed out to needy women!
And, most important to Progressives and Woman's Rights activists, men
would have to prove their worthiness to the government to untie their
tubes. If you wanted to breed and to marry, you'd better have a stable job,
a clean record, and an ability to show you've "evolved" to the satisfaction
of the Women's Lobby. Then, getting a marriage license would really mean
something.
So, President Obama, you can be a hero to both the Democrats and the
Republicans, if you take action before Hillary gets in there and takes all
the credit for this. This can be another "legacy moment"...the Obama-knot
being right up there with Obamacare and the Iran deal.
I know, there will be a few Conservatives and Libertarians out there who
will grumble and gripe about "Constitutional Rights", blah, blah, blah, on and
on. Don't worry, they don't count for many votes. Keep your eye on the
important things, and see that your legacy gets locked down now.
